What to say about six people who didn’t retain any sense while traveling through 
the birth canal…actually I guess that's it.  I contemplated ending the story 
just now, but I decided to give you a few more details about the beauty and the 
debauchery from an inside perspective, nothing you could ever learn from any of 
the people that were shit on, fucked or just generally paid for the trip..…quick 
disclaimer…SLOW CHILDREN CROSSING IS AN UPSTANDING GROUP OUR20VALUES ARE STRONG 
WE CARE ABOUT THE WORLD AROUND US AND WE GENERALLY LOVE DOGS OF ALL BREEDS, 
ETHNIC MAKEUP, TRANSGENDER, RECENTLY WIDOWED, POOR STAMINA.
I enjoy a kick back vibe about traveling with my group…because heavens know if 
you tense up you’ll break, it’s like being in a car accident.   The night before 
we fly were all sitting over at destiny’s house wrapping up rehearsal now 
shifting the conversation back to sex,money and white women who by the way we 
love over here as you'll grasp as the journey unfolds.  Tiffany our dear tiffany 
from the outside sometimes appears to gradually have MPD not to put you on blast 
cause I know it’s kind of in capital letters but she’s kind of trippy, so Tiff 
brings over the T-Shirts the new SCC black and gold T-Shirts. Woo Weeeee we got 
our own honest to goodness T-shirts in large, xlarge and xxlarger.  Sorry I got 
excited for a moment, were turning into huge stars before your eyes.  First 
reaction to shirts; the logo is too small and the shirt is too big, but the next 
morning the t-shirt looked like gold as it drapped on my body.  At that point it
 dawned on me again as it does during SCC trips that I can really trust the 
judgment of the people in my group and there pretty dope people, Tiffany new 
better.   Travel day Brett, sweet Brett text me “On my way”. Most people love 
that phrase being texted to
 them, it’s a courtesy that people shouldn’t take for 
granted, the person behind the text is letting you know I’m on my way to get 
you, to come to you, so be ready be focused about knowing that Ill be there any 
moment. It’s common knowledge to most of us earthlings, but not to the whims of 
a chestnut brown sex vixen Aquarius. NO not to her, she must push the envelope 
because though time waits for no man, it seems to make an exception for a 
chestnut brown sex vixen Aquarius who went to Targe’t after receiving that very 
same message that I received from Mr. Butler.  Toake one Toake two Toake 
three…beep. Beep. They’ve made it over to me from around the corner where the 
vixen sleeps.
 I've been waiting at the end of my walkway with bags and ready.   We drop the 
car jump on the Shuttle and make a few fans on our way to the terminal where 
Tiff is waiting.  Virgin, the airlines not Tiffany although, never mind, so 
Virgin, Tiffany wins a premium package movie after blackberrying it up to get 
the answer to a Virgin quiz.   An interesting little fact about winning, 
sometimes winning isn’t enough, sometimes you have roll up with two golden girls 
on that hippie-sheik chick who screamed out the answer before you did, knowing 
that you had the answer first.  It was a very kinky scene, but luckily there was 
also a hippie on the SCC team and I deaded al
l that controversy and made peace.  
Landing in Seattle, easy enough, now we just need to meet Alem and Destiny at 
the oyster bar that’s going to be right in front of us as we come out the 
terminal because Alem has been there a million times for some reasons that only 
a few good men could speak
 about. I’m just kidding if you got that joke.  But alas no Oyster bar when we 
exit and no Ashford and Simpson.  So we descend upon the baggage claim were we 
get to stare at all the people who annoyed us during the flight.   We see two 
guys that Tiffany suspects might be fellow festival performers and we meet the 
Mars Blackmon of Seattle who's just so happy to see other black people, and we 
see the little girl who we thought was being kidnapped earlier who we found out 
next was actually just an upset mystical guru who could receive and throw energy 
like a professional baseball catcher.  Tiffany tossed the ball around with her a 
little bit which was cute but also a freaky kid thing like Haley Joel Osment in 
the sixth sense.  So the Gangs all here!!! We came together like one of those 
8O’s movies that do the montage of all the different characters meeting up to 
overcome some obstacle backed by feel good music. Example.. Revenge of the 
Nerds, ET,
 Goonies, Lost Boys, Birth of a Nation.   Taxi arrives to the theatre Off 
Jackson it’s rainy and wet, two words I never 
thought needed to go together but 
in the Midwest somehow they do.  We descend again, down into the wooden cave of 
comedy in Chinatown were strange characters run amuck and laughter is easy to 
find. TM.  We hit the green room drop our bags and continue on to find a place 
where we can recharge = read menus, eat food, chat, have beers, act a fool, 
rehash, gossip and exit happy. TM.   Let's Skip Starbucks; too much of a 
melancholy vibe I kept hearing “CANT TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU” BY Damien Rice in 
my head.   So now were back at the theatre Off Jackson going through luggage 
setting up our show and we meet our festival Contact and Host of the festival 
Christian Bale.  Christian who’s been trying keep a low profile after his recent 
affiliation with Iceberg Slim was exposed, whom by the end of trip turned into 
his counterpart Dalton
 who use to work for ROAD HOUSE…shout out to the lady who played the doctor in 
that movie…I had a huge crush on you and if you wanted to go out sometime back 
then it would have been on, on, on.  Wow, sounds like a large crowd.   I guess 
whoever opened for us was funny cause laughter was pouring into the backstage.  
Jar Technology’s up a different format for us but surprisingly effective the 
premise is simple. We receive our laughter walk off the stage and into the 
"Shinning’s" Chinese restaurant were one lone sketcher 
sits against a tacky 
background waiting for the karaoke machine to arrive.   It didn’t take long for 
the SCC crew to assess the situation and rescue our fellow man from the horror 
movie and bring him more into an urban dramedy.  Our new pal a kind of Michael 
Penn in footloose cat hails from Texas most recently in Portland now calls 
Seattle his home. Local act cool-headed brim Libra and has a kind of a nasally 
chronic bronchitis
 type laugh.  We head to a local pub that’s filled with SCC fans, piping hot 
chicken wings, karaoke hip hop style and a Chinese mafia discussing business as 
we drank till it wasn’t necessary and then crawled off or jogged next to a biker 
girl to our lodging.  TO BE CONTINUED…SEATLE ACT 11 COMING LATER